Scenes with Lord MacGuffin
3 scenes
[Somebody just called Lord Dingwall a liar]
I heard that! Come on! Say it to my face, or are you scared simperin' jackanapes, 'fraid to muss your pretty hair?!
Lord MacGuffin And all our teeth!
YM Young MacGuffin
[in a thick accent]
If he was a wee bit closer, I could lob a caber at him, ye ken?
[confused at first, then regains composure]
And we don't hide under bridges, you grumpy old troll!
[The Macintoshes, Macguffins and Fergus chortle]
You wanna laugh, eh? [to his son] WEE DINGWALL!
[Wee Dingwall attacks Lord Macintosh, starting a brawl]
Lord MacGuffin [Fergus, the lords, their sons, and the rest of the men are being distracted by the triplets, thinking there's a bear in the castle]
I think we should lay a trap.
[angrily]
TRY SHUTTING YOURS! [They then hear a growl and see a shadow of a bear] There he is!
[They chase it up the castle roof and realize it is gone]
It must've sprouted wings.
Lord MacGuffin Or was carried away by a giant birdy.
[mockingly]
"Bear in the castle!" [normal] Doesn't make sense. It cannot open doors. He's got big, giant paws!
[groans]
Let's just get inside. [tries to open the door, but can't] It's locked!
Lord MacGuffin [points to Dingwall]
Dingwall was the last up!
I propped it open with a stick!
[The men groan, and from the other side of the door, it is revealed that two of the triplets took the stick and chucked it away]
[Merida – assisted by Bear Elinor – asks the lords' sons to write their own stories, follow their hearts, and find love in their own time]
Well, since you've obviously made up your minds about this, I have one thing to say: This is–
YM Young Macintosh
[interrupting in a gleeful tone]
A GRAND IDEA! [to his father] Give us our own say in choosing our fate.
[stunned with outrage]
WHAT?!
WD Wee Dingwall
Aye. Why shouldn't we choose?
[also stunned]
But she's the princess!
WD Wee Dingwall
I didn't pick her out. It was your idea.
Lord MacGuffin [to his son]
And you, you... feel the same way?
YM Young MacGuffin
[in a thick accent]
It's just not fair making us fight for the hand of a quine who doesn't want any bit of it. Good?
[The Dingwalls and Macintoshes stare at each other confused; Merida giggles]
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