Scenes with Lord Macintosh
3 scenes
[Somebody just called Lord Dingwall a liar]
I heard that! Come on! Say it to my face, or are you scared simperin' jackanapes, 'fraid to muss your pretty hair?!
LM Lord Macintosh
At least we have hair!
YM Young MacGuffin
[in a thick accent]
If he was a wee bit closer, I could lob a caber at him, ye ken?
LM Lord Macintosh
[confused at first, then regains composure]
And we don't hide under bridges, you grumpy old troll!
[The Macintoshes, Macguffins and Fergus chortle]
You wanna laugh, eh? [to his son] WEE DINGWALL!
[Wee Dingwall attacks Lord Macintosh, starting a brawl]
[Fergus, the lords, their sons, and the rest of the men are being distracted by the triplets, thinking there's a bear in the castle]
I think we should lay a trap.
[angrily]
TRY SHUTTING YOURS! [They then hear a growl and see a shadow of a bear] There he is!
[They chase it up the castle roof and realize it is gone]
It must've sprouted wings.
Or was carried away by a giant birdy.
LM Lord Macintosh
[mockingly]
"Bear in the castle!" [normal] Doesn't make sense. It cannot open doors. He's got big, giant paws!
[groans]
Let's just get inside. [tries to open the door, but can't] It's locked!
[points to Dingwall]
Dingwall was the last up!
I propped it open with a stick!
[The men groan, and from the other side of the door, it is revealed that two of the triplets took the stick and chucked it away]
LM Lord Macintosh
[Merida – assisted by Bear Elinor – asks the lords' sons to write their own stories, follow their hearts, and find love in their own time]
Well, since you've obviously made up your minds about this, I have one thing to say: This is–
YM Young Macintosh
[interrupting in a gleeful tone]
A GRAND IDEA! [to his father] Give us our own say in choosing our fate.
LM Lord Macintosh
[stunned with outrage]
WHAT?!
WD Wee Dingwall
Aye. Why shouldn't we choose?
[also stunned]
But she's the princess!
WD Wee Dingwall
I didn't pick her out. It was your idea.
[to his son]
And you, you... feel the same way?
YM Young MacGuffin
[in a thick accent]
It's just not fair making us fight for the hand of a quine who doesn't want any bit of it. Good?
[The Dingwalls and Macintoshes stare at each other confused; Merida giggles]
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