Eddie Adams

Jack, I was thinking about my name, y'know?

Jack Horner

Yeah?

Eddie Adams

I was wondering if you had any ideas.

Jack Horner

I've got a few, but you tell me.

Eddie Adams

Well, my idea was, y'know, I want a name, I want it so it can cut glass, y'know, razor sharp.

Jack Horner

Tell me.

Eddie Adams

When I close my eyes, I see this thing. A sign. I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign...it just blows up because the name is so powerful. It says, "Dirk Diggler." What do you think?

Jack Horner

I think...that's a great name.