Colonel James quotes from Boogie Nights (1997)

View Quote Jack Horner: The Colonel here puts up all the money for our films. It's an important part of the process.
Eddie Adams: Great.
Colonel James: I'm looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you've got a great big ****.
Eddie Adams: Well, I don't know, I guess so.
Colonel James: May I see it?
Eddie Adams: Really?
Colonel James: Please! [stares as Eddie lowers his shorts]
Colonel James: Thank you, Eddie.
Eddie Adams: No problem.
[the Colonel continues to stare as Eddie walks away]

View Quote Young Stud: [sobbing] This is TWICE in two days that a chick has OD'd on me!
Colonel James: Well, do you think this means that maybe ya oughta think about getting some new shit? Whaddya think?
Young Stud: [contritely] Yes, sir.

View Quote [Colonel James is in jail after being arrested for cocaine possession and attempted statutory rape]
Jack Horner: Alright, you didn't know how old she was, and you just brought her back to your place, that's all. You didn't do anything.
Colonel James: No.
Jack Horner: You didn't do anything, right?
Colonel James: No! You know me, Jack.
Jack Horner: Alright.
Colonel James: It's just...they found something else at the house.
Jack Horner: What?
Colonel James: Well, it's just...it's my **** weakness, Jack. They're so cute. They're so small. They're so adorable.
Jack Horner: [disgusted] Ah, Jesus...
Colonel James: I don't touch them, Jack! I don't touch them in any way! Now you think I'm an asshole. Now, I love you, Jack, you know that. Now, there's just one thing I wanna know. Are you gonna be my friend? Are you my friend, Jack?
Jack Horner: Alright. [puts the phone down and gets up to leave]