I swear on my mother's grave.
Judge Harold Bedford
Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire.
I was speaking in the future tense.
Nadia Gates
Kim Basinger · 4 quotes
Walter Davis
Bruce Willis · 4 quotes
David Bedford
John Larroquette · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Nadia Gates & Walter Davis (2)
Blind Date quotes
Harry Gruen Do I have to say the words, Walter?
I am fired?
Harry Gruen I only wish this was the army. So that I could have you shot... Twice!
[about David's marriage proposal]
I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?
Oh yes...
Okay but no kissing.
It's Yakamoto!
What is?
No, no, the reason for this big business dinner tonight is this Japanese industrialist new client of ours. He's old world Japanese and he's got a wife that's more like a slave and he keeps concubines!
You gotta be kidding me.
No, no, his wife knows all about it. It's "traditional" or something.
Tell me something, Walter: Are you into those kind of "traditions"? [chuckles]
No, I'm actually a one-concubine kind of guy.
Walter if you will just drop me off at a hotel...
SHUT UP! DANCE!
What?
I SAID DANCE, SCUMBAG!
[David awkwardly moonwalks a la Michael Jackson]
I HATE THAT SHIT!
[Walter fires at David as he scurries away from the shots]
Judge Harold Bedford
I Heard You were represented by council.
Lawyer
Sorry I'm Late
Judge Bedford
Uh Mr.Davis would you mind explaning this?
Lawyer
I would not mind explaining this For Mr.Davis Your honor
Judge Bedford
I was speaking to Mr.Davis.
Please dont let this man help me.
Judge Bedford
Order In The Court [accidentally breaks his Gavel Mallet and ends up in the stenographer's space]
Stenographer
Uh? [ends up partly out of her chair]
Judge Bedford
Mr.Davis one more outburst and ill hold you in contempt.
Stenographer
I'm Allright.
Judge Bedford
Stop!
Judge Bedford
Twenty minute recess [clears the courtroom]
I just have this chemical imbalance almost like an allergy to alcohol. It just makes me crazy!