David Bedford quotes from Blind Date (1987) ... Movie Quotes Database

Played by John Larroquette

3rd most-quoted character in Blind Date (1987): in 3 of its 8 quotes

Scenes with David Bedford

3 scenes

David Bedford

[Walter threatens David with a gun]

Walter, I am not worth it...

SHUT UP! DANCE!

David Bedford

What?

I SAID DANCE, SCUMBAG!

[David does a jig while whistling "Old Folks at Home"]

MOONWALK!

[David awkwardly moonwalks a la Michael Jackson]

I HATE THAT SHIT!
[Walter fires at David as he scurries away from the shots]

[about David's marriage proposal]

I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?

David Bedford

Oh yes...

Okay but no kissing.

David Bedford

I swear on my mother's grave.

Judge Harold Bedford

Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire.

David Bedford

I was speaking in the future tense.