Principal Anderson

Hey, can you tell me where the bathroom is?

Eric

Yeah, down the hall, to your right.

Principal Anderson

Thanks. [about to go to the bathroom]

Eric

Hey, tubby, how about a little bathroom reading? [shows him a magazine with a cover of the younger Max dressed in a wrestling outfit] I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here. There's a terrific article about a wrestler named the Revolting Blob. Gee, you know somethin'? He kinda looks like someone I know.

Principal Anderson

Where'd you get that?

Eric

I have a subscription. Bad guy. He threw one opponent out of the ring and hit a bunch of senior citizens. Boy, this wacko looks familiar.

Principal Anderson

What do I care about some stupid phony wrestling guy?

Eric

My God! In June 1983 he sat on some guy's head and killed him.

Principal Anderson

It was just a stunt! He was supposed to pinch my leg if he was running short of air.

Eric

With this guy sitting on everyone's head, I wonder how he got his teaching degree.

Principal Anderson

No! No, you can't do that to me. Those kids are my whole life!

Eric

So you wouldn't want anything to happen that would make 'em think less of you? [then Max ignores Eric] Max, are you ready to cooperate with me?

Principal Anderson

Yes.

Eric

Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!