“Spell "couch".” – Teacher, Billy Madison ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Billy Madison 1995

Teacher

Spell "couch".

Little girl

Couch. C-O-W...

Billy

No!

Teacher

[to the little girl]

No, I'm sorry, that's not right. [to Billy] Well, Billy, if you spell this correctly you pass second grade.

Billy

Couch. C-O-R, uh, are you going to the mall today?

Teacher

No I'm not goin to the mall, keep spelling, mister.

Billy

C-O-U-C-H!

Teacher

[smiles]

Correct!

Billy

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