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[Kumail pulls up in his car and talks to the Drive-Thru box.]
Stu: Welcome to Quick'n Hot. May I take your order, please?
Kumail: Yeah, um... Can I get a burger with four slices of cheese?
Stu: Four burgers. Anything else, sir?
Kumail: No, one burger with four slices of cheese. (silence) One burger with four sli--
Stu: I'm sorry. We can't do that.
Kumail: Just put four slices of cheese on a burger.
Stu: We can’t do that. There's no button--
Kumail: (gets irritated) Who the **** is this "we", man?! Who the **** is this "we"?! It’s me and you! We're just people! **** listen to me! **** this corporate entity! Put four slices of cheese ON THE **** BURGER!!!
Stu: (silence) We can't do that.
Kumail: WHAT THE ****, YOU **** IDIOT?! (gets out of the car and runs to the pickup window) Hey! Hey, look at me! Look at me! 'Cause I'm a human being, you're a human being! Look at me! Look me in the eyes when you **** me! Look at me! PLEASE!
Stu: Today's my first day.
Kumail: **** YOU!
[In a fit of anger, Kumail turns to the nearby garbage can and starts pulling trash out of it. He locks eyes with Stu.]
Stu: I'll just ring you up for four burgers.
Kumail: I'm sorry.
Stu: (unemotional) Do you want any fries or drink with that?
Kumail: I'll take four fries. I'm sorry.
[Kumail starts putting the trash back in the trash can.]
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