[Sonny sits on his couch, preparing to watch a hockey game. Julian comes in bouncing on a hippity-hop, then keeps bouncing in front of the TV, blocking Sonny's view of it]

How're you doing?

How're you doing?

You like hockey?

You like hockey?

This is a big important game.

This is a big important game.

Cut the crap.

Cut the crap.

I'm being serious, don't do that.

I'm being serious, don't do that.

[very fast]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? [Julian stops bouncing, unable to repeat him] Yeah, that's what I thought, shut up. [Julian continues bouncing] Hey, don't you take naps?

Sometimes.

Well why don't you go take a nap?

I'm too hungry to sleep.

You want some food? [Julian is later asleep on the table, covered in food. Sonny then sits up on his sofa] [whispering] Having a kid is great, as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.