Best in Show quotes

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Buck Laughlin
Max Berman
Meg Swan
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Stefan Vanderhoof

View Quote I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.

View Quote I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun.

View Quote If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing.

View Quote No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.

View Quote Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?

View Quote So finally we bought out the chinese, not the entire nation, this one little chapter behind the wall here.

View Quote Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!

View Quote That looks like a fast dog.

View Quote This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

View Quote We're gonna be in Philadelphia for 48 hours, how many tea services can you do?

View Quote When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple.