Harvey
I really don't like it when you tease the dogs.
Vernon
What are you, some kind of animal lover?
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Dr. Varnick Here for his shots?
George Yes.
Dr. Varnick Well, he'll be a little groggy this evening.
George That'll be nice.
Alice George, come on. Beethoven isn't even remotely dangerous. He'd never hurt the kids. He might take a bite out of you, though.
George First snarl, first, any kind of weirdness and he's gone.
Alice Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearing my clothes around the house?
Alice I don't think words for parts of the body make very good names.
Emily He's got one of those, I looked.
Alice I'm sure he does. But I don't think Daddy would want to stand on the porch at night yelling that out.
Emily But that's what you call Uncle Richard.
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