And so Skeeter sat on his bed filled with regret, wondering how to put the pieces of his life back together after one magical week.

[sarcastic]

Great ending, huh?

That was your ending?! I thought this was just a sad part before things got better!

What do you mean?

Well in the stories I told you, just when things looked bleakest, the hero would do something unexpected and courageous to beat the bad guy, save the day and get the girl!

[inspired]

Yeah! How do I do that?

It's your story, not mine. But you better get moving; go get 'em, son!