Skeeter Bronson [Reffering to Bugsy on his head]
What the heck is on my head right now?
Most-quoted character in Bedtime Stories (2008): in 11 of its 31 quotes
A line from Skeeter BronsonThe Big Hotel Idea Story!
More lines from Skeeter Bronson
9 quotes Skeeter Bronson Skeeter Bronson [Skeeter sings to the staff]
Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man.
Skeeter Bronson Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!
Skeeter Bronson I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?
Skeeter Bronson [Barry Nottingham doesn't want to hug Skeeter because of germs]
Let's get past that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening.
Skeeter Bronson Gotta babysit my niece and nephew tonight. Oh God. Got any advice for me?
Skeeter Bronson [talking on the phone from the next room]
EMERGENCY! [enters the room] They don't have a TV.
Skeeter Bronson There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better.
Skeeter Bronson [looking at Bugsy's (guinea pig) eyes]
DAAAAAAAAAAH! Wow! Those would look big on a cow! Are those eyeballs or bowling balls? Need to keep my eyes off him, goodbye.
Scenes with Skeeter Bronson
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Marty And so Skeeter sat on his bed filled with regret, wondering how to put the pieces of his life back together after one magical week.
Skeeter [sarcastic]
Great ending, huh?
Marty That was your ending?! I thought this was just a sad part before things got better!
Skeeter What do you mean?
Marty Well in the stories I told you, just when things looked bleakest, the hero would do something unexpected and courageous to beat the bad guy, save the day and get the girl!
Skeeter [inspired]
Yeah! How do I do that?
Marty It's your story, not mine. But you better get moving; go get 'em, son!
