Bedtime Stories quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote It's not that big, sir. It can fit into one spot.

View Quote Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!

View Quote Patrick's never kissed a girl.

View Quote That's my Prius.

View Quote There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better.

View Quote You have to read us a bedtime story.

View Quote [Barry Nottingham doesn't want to hug Skeeter because of germs] Let's get past that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening.

View Quote [is asked how hamburgers taste like] Lifechanging.

View Quote [looking at Bugsy's (guinea pig) eyes] DAAAAAAAAAAH! Wow! Those would look big on a cow! Are those eyeballs or bowling balls? Need to keep my eyes off him, goodbye.

View Quote [looking at Skeeter's gifts] Shampoo, and a soap?

View Quote [looks at the stars] Oh look. A pyramid.

View Quote [Reffering to Bugsy on his head] What the heck is on my head right now?

View Quote [Skeeter mistakes him for Bobbi] I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi.

View Quote [Skeeter sings to the staff] Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man.

View Quote [talking on the phone from the next room] EMERGENCY! [enters the room] They don't have a TV.