[In the middle of traffic on the Gotham Bay Bridge, police helicopters shining their spotlights on him, Joker stands atop a toppled truck trailer, bowing theatrically to the SWAT teams surrounding him. Inside the trailer are the former drug dealers intimidated by Red Hood.]
Joker: [singing; sadistically] I'm a little teapot, short and stout... [pours gasoline into the trailer] Here is my handle, here is my spout...
[Joker drops the remainder of the gas can inside the trailer, revealing that both Black Mask and Ms. Li are both inside as well.]
Black Mask: [scared to death] This wasn't part of the damn deal, you freak! Get me outta here! Right now!
Joker: I thought you'd enjoy seeing some old faces. After all, most of these guys used to work for you.
[As Joker pulls out a lighter and tries to light it, something catches the attention of the police.]
Cop: Who's that? Get a light on him.
Commissioner Gordon: Up there!
[Joker looks up to see the lights shining on the Red Hood, standing on one of the bridge's towers.]
Joker: Heeeey, look at you! Mr. Hood! Or do you prefer Red? You know, I used to wear an outfit a lot like that. Mine was more flashy maitre d' than motorcycle fetish. You kids today... [flicks the lighter] I'm sorry, could you hold on? I was just in the middle of setting fire to your gang.
Red Hood: Go ahead. You think I care if that scum dies?
Joker: Don't know. I just wanted your attention.
Red Hood: You've always had my attention. But what I really wanted... was an audience with you.
Joker: [realizing something] I'm sorry, that seems to imply that you organized this little clambake.
Red Hood: I did. Sure, I had lots of plans, but the endgame was getting Black Mask so desperate that he'd cut a deal. He was the only one with the connections to get into Arkham... and get you out.
Black Mask: [to himself; as he listens to the exchange above, embarrassed] You can't. Trust. Anybody.
Joker: So I've been bamboozled. [deadpan] Oh, my.
Red Hood: I wouldn't undersell it. It took a lot of work to bring about our reunion.
Joker: [confused] "Reunion"? Have we met before?
Red Hood: Yes. We have.
Joker: Well, here's to warm memories. [finally ignites the lighter and tosses it into the trailer, setting it ablaze]
Joker: [singing; sadistically] I'm a little teapot, short and stout... [pours gasoline into the trailer] Here is my handle, here is my spout...
[Joker drops the remainder of the gas can inside the trailer, revealing that both Black Mask and Ms. Li are both inside as well.]
Black Mask: [scared to death] This wasn't part of the damn deal, you freak! Get me outta here! Right now!
Joker: I thought you'd enjoy seeing some old faces. After all, most of these guys used to work for you.
[As Joker pulls out a lighter and tries to light it, something catches the attention of the police.]
Cop: Who's that? Get a light on him.
Commissioner Gordon: Up there!
[Joker looks up to see the lights shining on the Red Hood, standing on one of the bridge's towers.]
Joker: Heeeey, look at you! Mr. Hood! Or do you prefer Red? You know, I used to wear an outfit a lot like that. Mine was more flashy maitre d' than motorcycle fetish. You kids today... [flicks the lighter] I'm sorry, could you hold on? I was just in the middle of setting fire to your gang.
Red Hood: Go ahead. You think I care if that scum dies?
Joker: Don't know. I just wanted your attention.
Red Hood: You've always had my attention. But what I really wanted... was an audience with you.
Joker: [realizing something] I'm sorry, that seems to imply that you organized this little clambake.
Red Hood: I did. Sure, I had lots of plans, but the endgame was getting Black Mask so desperate that he'd cut a deal. He was the only one with the connections to get into Arkham... and get you out.
Black Mask: [to himself; as he listens to the exchange above, embarrassed] You can't. Trust. Anybody.
Joker: So I've been bamboozled. [deadpan] Oh, my.
Red Hood: I wouldn't undersell it. It took a lot of work to bring about our reunion.
Joker: [confused] "Reunion"? Have we met before?
Red Hood: Yes. We have.
Joker: Well, here's to warm memories. [finally ignites the lighter and tosses it into the trailer, setting it ablaze]
[In the middle of traffic on the Gotham Bay Bridge, police helicopters shining their spotlights on him, Joker stands atop a toppled truck trailer, bowing theatrically to the SWAT teams surrounding him. Inside the trailer are the former drug dealers intimidated by Red Hood.]
Joker : [singing; sadistically] I'm a little teapot, short and stout... [pours gasoline into the trailer] Here is my handle, here is my spout...
[Joker drops the remainder of the gas can inside the trailer, revealing that both Black Mask and Ms. Li are both inside as well.]
Black Mask : [scared to death] This wasn't part of the damn deal, you freak! Get me outta here! Right now!
Joker : I thought you'd enjoy seeing some old faces. After all, most of these guys used to work for you.
[As Joker pulls out a lighter and tries to light it, something catches the attention of the police.]
Cop : Who's that? Get a light on him.
Commissioner Gordon : Up there!
[Joker looks up to see the lights shining on the Red Hood, standing on one of the bridge's towers.]
Joker : Heeeey, look at you ! Mr. Hood! Or do you prefer Red? You know, I used to wear an outfit a lot like that. Mine was more flashy maitre d' than motorcycle fetish. You kids today... [flicks the lighter] I'm sorry, could you hold on? I was just in the middle of setting fire to your gang.
Red Hood : Go ahead. You think I care if that scum dies?
Joker : Don't know. I just wanted your attention.
Red Hood : You've always had my attention. But what I really wanted... was an audience with you.
Joker : [realizing something] I'm sorry, that seems to imply that you organized this little clambake.
Red Hood : I did. Sure, I had lots of plans, but the endgame was getting Black Mask so desperate that he'd cut a deal. He was the only one with the connections to get into Arkham... and get you out.
Black Mask : [to himself; as he listens to the exchange above, embarrassed] You can't. Trust. Anybody.
Joker : So I've been bamboozled. [deadpan] Oh, my.
Red Hood : I wouldn't undersell it. It took a lot of work to bring about our reunion.
Joker : [confused] "Reunion"? Have we met before?
Red Hood : Yes. We have.
Joker : Well, here's to warm memories. [finally ignites the lighter and tosses it into the trailer, setting it ablaze]
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