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Red Hood quotes from Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

Played by Jensen Ackles
View Quote [Red Hood has just showed up at the meeting he organized between Gotham City's top drug dealers]
Freddie: You wanna die?! There's easier ways to kill yourself!
Red Hood: Yeah, like yelling at the guy who's holding the AK-47.
View Quote Bobo: Okay, crazy man, this is all very generous, but why the hell should we listen to you?
[Red Hood drops a duffel bag of human heads. Bobo opens the bag. Chi-Chi pukes.]
Tyler Bramford: [disgusted and frightened] Damn...
Red Hood: Those are the heads of all of your lieutenants. That took me two hours. You wanna see what I get done in a whole evening? Make no mistake. I'm not asking you to cut in with me. I'm telling you. [fires his machine gun at the table, then disappears]
View Quote Red Hood: What the hell took you so long?
Batman: Shut up and fight.
View Quote Red Hood: Ah, you and your gadgets.
Batman: Aaahhh!!
Red Hood: You're not the only one with toys!
Red Hood: Crap.
View Quote Red Hood: Just be happy I only killed one of them. They're all assassins.
Batman: And what are you?
Red Hood: I'm cleaning up Gotham. More than you ever did.
Batman: You're stealing territory from Black Mask and killing anyone who gets in your way.
Red Hood: Black Mask is just a part of the plan.
Batman: Plan? You're becoming a crime lord.
Red Hood: Yes. You can't stop crime. That's what you never understood. I'm controlling it. You wanna rule them by fear. But what do you do with the ones who aren't afraid? I'm doing what you won't, I'm taking them out!
Batman: Tell me what happened to you. Let me help.
Red Hood: [beat] It's too late. You had your chance. And I'm just getting started.
View Quote Red Hood (Joker): God, please, no. Stay away. It's a setup. Wait! I’m not a crook, I swear! (As Batman is about to arrest Red Hood with handcuffs, the Red Hood struggles to remove his mask, but his cape gets caught under his foot, causing the railing behind him to break.) No! (Batman tries to save Red Hood, but Red Hood falls into the chemicals, with only some Joker playing cards that the Red Hood had with him floating back up).
View Quote Red Hood: [Batman angrily looks up to see Jason Todd red hood] Hard to forget that night, huh? In a way, Batman, this was the site of your first great failure. Maybe your greatest, but certainiy not your last, right? Ah! Memories. [Red Hood shoots the car and Batman and Red Hood escape]
View Quote [In the middle of traffic on the Gotham Bay Bridge, police helicopters shining their spotlights on him, Joker stands atop a toppled truck trailer, bowing theatrically to the SWAT teams surrounding him. Inside the trailer are the former drug dealers intimidated by Red Hood.]
Joker: [singing; sadistically] I'm a little teapot, short and stout... [pours gasoline into the trailer] Here is my handle, here is my spout...
[Joker drops the remainder of the gas can inside the trailer, revealing that both Black Mask and Ms. Li are both inside as well.]
Black Mask: [scared to death] This wasn't part of the damn deal, you freak! Get me outta here! Right now!
Joker: I thought you'd enjoy seeing some old faces. After all, most of these guys used to work for you.
[As Joker pulls out a lighter and tries to light it, something catches the attention of the police.]
Cop: Who's that? Get a light on him.
Commissioner Gordon: Up there!
[Joker looks up to see the lights shining on the Red Hood, standing on one of the bridge's towers.]
Joker: Heeeey, look at you! Mr. Hood! Or do you prefer Red? You know, I used to wear an outfit a lot like that. Mine was more flashy maitre d' than motorcycle fetish. You kids today... [flicks the lighter] I'm sorry, could you hold on? I was just in the middle of setting fire to your gang.
Red Hood: Go ahead. You think I care if that scum dies?
Joker: Don't know. I just wanted your attention.
Red Hood: You've always had my attention. But what I really wanted... was an audience with you.
Joker: [realizing something] I'm sorry, that seems to imply that you organized this little clambake.
Red Hood: I did. Sure, I had lots of plans, but the endgame was getting Black Mask so desperate that he'd cut a deal. He was the only one with the connections to get into Arkham... and get you out.
Black Mask: [to himself; as he listens to the exchange above, embarrassed] You can't. Trust. Anybody.
Joker: So I've been bamboozled. [deadpan] Oh, my.
Red Hood: I wouldn't undersell it. It took a lot of work to bring about our reunion.
Joker: [confused] "Reunion"? Have we met before?
Red Hood: Yes. We have.
Joker: Well, here's to warm memories. [finally ignites the lighter and tosses it into the trailer, setting it ablaze]
View Quote Red Hood: [knocks Joker with a crowbar] Tell me, how does that feel?
Joker: [coughing painfully] You know, it only hurts when I laugh. But hey... I gotta know. Who are you? You said we knew one another. You do seem really familiar. We double at the prom? Or maybe blow up a school bus together?
Red Hood: No. I'm just something you helped make.
Joker: That's pretty cryptic... but interesting. Tell me more.
Red Hood: Sure. Listen up. [continues beating Joker with the crowbar, hoping that it jogs Joker's memory]
Other characters in Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010): The Joker · Batman · Nightwing · Alfred · Black Mask
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