You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.
The Riddler / Edward Nygma
Jim Carrey · 25 quotes
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Val Kilmer · 20 quotes
Harvey Dent/Two-Face
Tommy Lee Jones · 13 quotes
Alfred Pennyworth
Michael Gough · 9 quotes
Dick Grayson/Robin
Chris O'Donnell · 5 quotes
Dr. Chase Meridian
Nicole Kidman · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Batman/Bruce Wayne & Alfred Pennyworth (5), Batman/Bruce Wayne & Dick Grayson/Robin (3), Batman/Bruce Wayne & Dr. Chase Meridian (3)
Batman Forever quotes
Page 4 of 5You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!
You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!
You trying to get under my cape, doctor?
You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand!
[A coin toss has decided a victim's fate]
Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!
[after placing bombs to destroy the Batcave]
Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five.
[after shooting down the Batwing]
I hope they can find the little black box.
[after Two-Face shoots at the roof in joy]
Has anyone ever told you that you've got a serious impulse control problem?!
[dick asking for his suit]
I suppose master Wayne will fire me after this, perhaps I could go back to working at the Buckingham Palace.
[hitting Stickley over the head with a coffee-pot]
Caffeine will KILL YA!
[imitating game show host]
] Edward Nygma, come on down! You're the next contestant on "Brain Drain"! [[imitating shy game show contestant]] Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside thick skull #1! [[imitating game show host]] What have we got for him, Johnny? (laughs) Stickley! I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? Maybe! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? Your mind, baby! And now mine pumps with the power of yours! [singing] I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!