Sue
You're pretty regular for a Santa.
Willie
It's not that much of a big **** deal. It's just a job, you know what I mean? I'm just an eating, drinking, shitting, **** Santy Claus.
Sue
Prove it.
Sue
[cut to Willie and Sue having casual sex in Willie's car, with Willie still wearing his Santa uniform]
**** me, Santa. **** me, Santa. **** me, Santa. **** me, Santa. **** me, Santa. **** me, Santa. **** me, Santa. **** me, Santa!
Willie
Can't I at least take this hat off?
Sue
NO! I love the hat.
Willie
Okay.
