“Stop!” – Snake, The Bad Guys ... Movie Quotes Database

[first lines; Wolf and Snake are hanging out at a diner]
Snake: Stop!
Wolf: I'll stop if you just explain it to me, Because I don't...
Snake: Would you please just drop it?
Wolf: Alright, alright, fine. Consider it dropped. It's dropped. It's on the ground.
Snake: Good.
Wolf: But, I mean, come on! Everybody loves birthdays! [Snake groans] You got decorations, you got balloons, you got parties. And cake!
Snake: Look, I don't need presents, I don't want decorations, and I'm not a cake guy.
Wolf: Seriously though, you don't like cake? Name one food better than cake.
Snake: Guinea pig.
Wolf: Oh, again with the guinea pig. [chuckles] I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a guinea pig.
Snake: Wrong! Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste air.
Wolf: Air?
Snake: Yes! Air. [tastes the air around him] Mmm, nice.
Wolf: I dunno. They're a little, uh... a little cute for my taste.
Snake: That's what makes them so delicious! You're not just eating food. You're eating pure goodness! It's not about the pig! It's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level!
[Wolf stares at him]
Wolf: So you can taste air?
Snake: Ah.
Wolf: What else you got?
Snake: Forget about it.
Wolf: Well, can you also hear color? [chuckles]
Snake: [annoyed] Alright.
Wolf: Can you see the sound?
Snake: OK.
Wolf: 'Cause we should really be capitalizing on your skills.
Snake: OK, alright, fine. Get it all out. Get it all out now!
Wolf: OK, OK.
Snake: [spits out an alarm clock] Look at that! 4:00 p.m.! Now I know the exact moment our friendship died.
Wolf: [chuckles] Let's bounce.
Snake: Yup. [swallows the clock as he and Wolf get ready to leave]
Wolf: Just like, uh... you're gonna stick me with the bill... again.
Snake: Well, it is my birthday.
Wolf: So, now you play the birthday card? That's interesting. [walks up to the counter] Can we get a check please? When you get a chance? Hello? Checkity-check-check? You know what? We're just gonna leave the money right here, okay? [places the money in the tip jar]
Snake: You know the one good thing about this place?
Wolf: What?
Snake: We never have to wait for a table.
[camera pans to see a group of customers cowering in a corner]
Wolf: Isn't that every place?
Snake: [to the group] Hey, man. How you been? I haven't seen you in... SNAKE ATTACK! [the group screams and all hide behind a chair] Ooh, mints. [swallows the whole bowl of mints]
Wolf: Sorry, folks, I'm switching him to decaf.
Snake: Alright.
Both: Let's do this.

[first lines; Wolf and Snake are hanging out at a diner] Snake : Stop! Wolf : I'll stop if you just explain it to me, Because I don't... Snake : Would you please just drop it? Wolf : Alright, alright, fine. Consider it dropped. It's dropped. It's on the ground. Snake : Good. Wolf : But, I mean, come on! Everybody loves birthdays! [Snake groans] You got decorations, you got balloons, you got parties. And cake! Snake : Look, I don't need presents, I don't want decorations, and I'm not a cake guy. Wolf : Seriously though, you don't like cake? Name one food better than cake. Snake : Guinea pig. Wolf : Oh, again with the guinea pig. [chuckles] I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a guinea pig. Snake : Wrong! Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste air . Wolf : Air? Snake : Yes! Air. [tastes the air around him] Mmm, nice. Wolf : I dunno. They're a little, uh... a little cute for my taste. Snake : That's what makes them so delicious! You're not just eating food. You're eating pure goodness! It's not about the pig! It's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level! [Wolf stares at him] Wolf : So you can taste air? Snake : Ah. Wolf : What else you got? Snake : Forget about it. Wolf : Well, can you also hear color? [chuckles] Snake : [annoyed] Alright. Wolf : Can you see the sound? Snake : OK. Wolf : 'Cause we should really be capitalizing on your skills. Snake : OK, alright, fine. Get it all out. Get it all out now! Wolf : OK, OK. Snake : [spits out an alarm clock] Look at that! 4:00 p.m.! Now I know the exact moment our friendship died. Wolf : [chuckles] Let's bounce. Snake : Yup. [swallows the clock as he and Wolf get ready to leave] Wolf : Just like, uh... you're gonna stick me with the bill... again. Snake : Well, it is my birthday. Wolf : So, now you play the birthday card? That's interesting. [walks up to the counter] Can we get a check please? When you get a chance? Hello? Checkity-check-check? You know what? We're just gonna leave the money right here, okay? [places the money in the tip jar] Snake : You know the one good thing about this place? Wolf : What? Snake : We never have to wait for a table. [camera pans to see a group of customers cowering in a corner] Wolf : Isn't that every place? Snake : [to the group] Hey, man. How you been? I haven't seen you in... SNAKE ATTACK! [the group screams and all hide behind a chair] Ooh, mints. [swallows the whole bowl of mints] Wolf : Sorry, folks, I'm switching him to decaf. Snake : Alright. Both : Let's do this.