Detective Mateo Reyes
[Mike accidentally shot Marcus in the ass]
Yo Mike, why don't you just give it a little kiss? You know, make it feel better?
Detective Marco Vargas
Hey, just pretend we're not even here.
Marcus Burnett
Say, isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the **** on!
Detective Mateo Reyes
You always gotta go racial, man.
Detective Marco Vargas
It's sad, man.

