I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa - she used to scream out her own name!
Thornton Melon
Rodney Dangerfield · 17 quotes
Jason Melon
Keith Gordon · 4 quotes
Professor Terguson
Sam Kinison · 3 quotes
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Page 2 of 2Please, try to understand. I don't have the background for this. I mean, the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!
With the shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction.