Tied for most-quoted character in Baby's Day Out (1994): in 6 of its 14 quotes
Most scenes with: Norby (5), Eddie (5)
Scenes with Veeko
6 scenes
Veeko I worked at Burger King three years. This is worse than that.
Don't blame me. We'd be resting easy if Butterfingers here hadn't lost the kid.
I lost the kid? I lost the kid?! Oh, well, that's news to me.
Who putted himself to sleep reading the kid's nursery story?!
Who left the window open?!
Veeko That was me.
You idiots are why we don't got the kid. As far as I'm concerned, you can drop out and I'll keep the five million myself. Frankly, you don't deserve a penny!
Veeko You'd stiff us?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Don't get hot, Eddie. Don't get hot. We're all just tired from getting torn apart.
Oh, like I like to fall off buildings and jump in ditches! That's the breaks. We're dealing with a baby. Babies are obviously more dangerous than we thought.
It don't figure, Eddie. They're so small.
When I boxed, the guys I most feared were those who feared nothing. Babies are like that, they ain't afraid of nothing. [they notice Bink's foot tracks] Baby tracks.
Veeko [noticing Bink is on Ursala's purse]
Some people.
Eddie, how could he get off?
Veeko I seen him.
Veeko He's in the big broad's purse.
Veeko Hey, Eddie, maybe he went down a rabbit hole.
We're serious about our work. You wanna make jokes? Join the circus.
C1 Cop 1
Have you guys seen a baby around here?
The park is full of...babies.
C2 Cop 2
Yeah, well, there's been a kidnapping.
Well, that's a crying shame. It's amazing what people will do for money.
Veeko Yeah, for five million...
If we see anything... [Baby Bink turns on the lighter] Excuse me. If we see anything, we'll be sure to notify... [absolutely moans]
C2 Cop 2
He's got a bad heart.
Excuse me. The police. Thank you.
[At the construction site, Eddie is stuck with a hook while holding on it] [calls for help]
Norby! Veeko!
Veeko Hey! We're down here!
Hey, Ed! We better go before I dry!
Veeko Ed, can you see the baby from up there? Just hang on and we'll come on up. I got an idea.
Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't wanna go check to see if they left the money?
Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell tore out of us by a baby! Three fully grown men versus fifteen pounds of pink flesh with a mouth. Now, what chance have we got of strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than one and forty years in prison?
Veeko No way.
No, thank you! This is a hexed situation. We walk away while we're still ahead.
Veeko We took a licking and kept on ticking.
We'll go back to banks. Dealing with grownups, I don't want no kiddy stuff.
We did all right with banks.
Veeko Or a convenience store once in a while, keeps things interesting.
[to Norby and Veeko]
You know, I tell you one thing I learned from all this, I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own.
Yeah, seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I wouldn't worry about it.
[about Bink]
Why don't you shut up? I don't wanna ever hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit baby.
Other characters in Baby's Day Out
