A scene from Baby's Day Out 1994
Norby

Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't wanna go check to see if they left the money?

Eddie

Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell tore out of us by a baby! Three fully grown men versus fifteen pounds of pink flesh with a mouth. Now, what chance have we got of strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than one and forty years in prison?

Veeko

No way.

Eddie

No, thank you! This is a hexed situation. We walk away while we're still ahead.

Veeko

We took a licking and kept on ticking.

Eddie

We'll go back to banks. Dealing with grownups, I don't want no kiddy stuff.

Norby

We did all right with banks.

Veeko

Or a convenience store once in a while, keeps things interesting.

Eddie
[to Norby and Veeko]

You know, I tell you one thing I learned from all this, I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own.

Norby

Yeah, seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I wouldn't worry about it.

Eddie
[about Bink]

Why don't you shut up? I don't wanna ever hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit baby.

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