Baby's Day Out 1994 quotes

We got some news. I don't know if it's good, but it's not bad. Since the media broke the story, calls have come in. There was a report of a man looking for a baby on a bus this morning. A baby missing from a department store care center. Another, at three o'clock, at the zoo. Shortly after that, at a downtown park. And a final report not long ago at...

Gilbertine

A building under construction.

Yeah, that's right.

Gilbertine

He's doing everything in the book. I know where he is. "Before returning home for supper, Nanny and Baby Boo stopped at the Old Soldiers' Home to visit Mr. Tinsel." That's where he is.

Bennington

Hello.

Hello. Is this Mr. Cotwell?

Bennington

Yes. Who is this?

My name's Depke. Joe. Joe Depke. Yeah. Listen, I might have some information on the whereabouts of that child.

Bennington

You had quite an adventure today.

Boo boo.

Bennington

Boo boo?

Gilbertine

It's what he calls his book. He lost it today.

Laraine

We'll get you another one, sweetheart.

Boo boo!

Laraine

What? Oh, I see. That's nice.

Boo boo.

Laraine

That's not a boo boo. That's a clock. A ticktock. Was there a ticktock in his book?

Gilbertine

No. Well, he's pointing to...His boo boo, he's not pointing at the ticktock, he's pointing to his boo boo, he wants his boo boo.

I thought he was getting a new boo boo.

Laraine

He means his boo boo's back there, that's where he's been.

Radio Rogers and McCloskey, tell them we're going to the ticktock to get the boo boo, and send for backup.

Have you guys seen a baby around here?

Eddie

The park is full of...babies.

Yeah, well, there's been a kidnapping.

Norby

Well, that's a crying shame. It's amazing what people will do for money.

Veeko

Yeah, for five million...

Eddie

If we see anything... [Baby Bink turns on the lighter] Excuse me. If we see anything, we'll be sure to notify... [absolutely moans]

He's got a bad heart.

Eddie

Excuse me. The police. Thank you.

Your name's McCray?

Yeah. What did I do?

We're looking for a missing child.

These are my kids.

Mind if we take a look? [enters the room]

Hello, ma'am.

Hi.

Sir, in here.

Laraine

Baby. [watches in him in happiness] You have a beautiful little boy.

Thank you, ma'am. I'll pray he comes back to you. These kids are all I've got, so I know how I'd feel if I was in your place.

Laraine

I hope you never are, for your children's sake.

Sorry, we inconvenienced you.

Bennington

Be there in a second. I'm sorry for the trouble.

Sir? I believe in my heart that someone somewhere watches over the babies.

Bennington

Yes, I hope so.

Norby

Did a baby get off this bus?! A little guy, about two feet tall! It's an emergency!

I didn't have nobody today with a baby.

Norby

He was by himself!

Norby

Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't wanna go check to see if they left the money?

Eddie

Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell tore out of us by a baby! Three fully grown men versus fifteen pounds of pink flesh with a mouth. Now, what chance have we got of strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than one and forty years in prison?

Veeko

No way.

Eddie

No, thank you! This is a hexed situation. We walk away while we're still ahead.

Veeko

We took a licking and kept on ticking.

Eddie

We'll go back to banks. Dealing with grownups, I don't want no kiddy stuff.

Norby

We did all right with banks.

Veeko

Or a convenience store once in a while, keeps things interesting.

Eddie

You know, I tell you one thing I learned from all this, I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own.

Norby

Yeah, seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I wouldn't worry about it.

Eddie

Why don't you shut up? I don't wanna ever hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit baby.

I seen the baby.

Where?

Right across the street on the curb.

Where'd he go?

Where'd he go? It's the craziest thing, I don't remember.

Maybe we'll take a ride. See if you remember then.

Bennington

Can I help? You want money? How much?

Don't embarrass me. Don't insult me. Please, your money's no good here. Put it away.

Bennington

Where's the baby?

House across the street. Second floor. McCrays. [sees Laraine, heads into McCrays' house] No guarantee! Listen, mister, I didn't know your kid! I just saw his picture on TV! I called because I care.

Veeko

Some people.

Norby

Eddie, how could he get off?

Veeko

I seen him.

What?!

Veeko

He's in the big broad's purse.

Veeko

Hey, Eddie, maybe he went down a rabbit hole.

Eddie

We're serious about our work. You wanna make jokes? Join the circus.

Veeko

I worked at Burger King three years. This is worse than that.

Eddie

Don't blame me. We'd be resting easy if Butterfingers here hadn't lost the kid.

Norby

I lost the kid? I lost the kid?! Oh, well, that's news to me.

Eddie

Who putted himself to sleep reading the kid's nursery story?!

Norby

Who left the window open?!

Veeko

That was me.

Eddie

You idiots are why we don't got the kid. As far as I'm concerned, you can drop out and I'll keep the five million myself. Frankly, you don't deserve a penny!

Veeko

You'd stiff us?

Norby

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Don't get hot, Eddie. Don't get hot. We're all just tired from getting torn apart.

Eddie

Oh, like I like to fall off buildings and jump in ditches! That's the breaks. We're dealing with a baby. Babies are obviously more dangerous than we thought.

Norby

It don't figure, Eddie. They're so small.

Eddie

When I boxed, the guys I most feared were those who feared nothing. Babies are like that, they ain't afraid of nothing. [they notice Bink's foot tracks] Baby tracks.

Eddie

Norby! Veeko!

Veeko

Hey! We're down here!

Norby

Hey, Ed! We better go before I dry!

Veeko

Ed, can you see the baby from up there? Just hang on and we'll come on up. I got an idea.

Laraine

Good night, sweetheart.

Bennington

Good night, Bink.

Laraine

Did I tell you? The baby's having his picture taken tomorrow.

Bennington

Say hello to old Willy.

Laraine

I will.
[Bink wakes up, gets ready to read another book, this one entitled "Baby's Trip to China", much to his overjoy]

Gilbertine

You will see the many, many sights of the big city. [She stops reading and sighs heavily] Couldn't we read another book? We've read this one a hundred times.

Boo-boo! Boo-boo! [That's what he called his favorite book]

Gilbertine

You have so many other books.