Chaplin is hung for sure, but Gary Cooper. Gary Cooper is a **** horse! He's also a **** pussy. All that ****, no balls. A shame. What are the schlongs like on Broadway?
Nellie LaRoy
Margot Robbie · 32 quotes
Jack Conrad
Brad Pitt · 29 quotes
Manny Torres
Diego Calva · 16 quotes
Elinor St. John
Jean Smart · 15 quotes
Ruth Adler
Olivia Hamilton · 9 quotes
James McKay
8 quotes
Jimmy
Cutty Cuthbert · 4 quotes
Lady Fay Zhu
Li Jun Li · 4 quotes
Robert Roy
Eric Roberts · 4 quotes
Bob Levine
Flea · 3 quotes
Driver (Wallach's Party)
Circus-Szalewski · 3 quotes
Sidney Palmer
Jovan Adepo · 3 quotes
Max
P.J. Byrne · 2 quotes
Otto
2 quotes
Betty Boop
1 quote
Extra
1 quote
Orville Pickwick
Troy Metcalf · 1 quote
Police Officer
Marcos A. Ferraez · 1 quote
Writer (Jack's Tent)
Danny Jolles · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Nellie LaRoy & Manny Torres (4), Elinor St. John & Jack Conrad (4), Nellie LaRoy & Ruth Adler (3)
Babylon quotes
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Did you know Michelangelo painted the entire Sistine Chapel on his back?
Director (Wallach's Party): Schneller, mother****ers! [Subtitles: Faster, mother****ers!]
Don't "Nellie baby" me, you six foot **** vagina!
First you have to assume the pose of the mongoose!
Hello, college!
Hey, you two with the camera! Do you know who I am? I'm Nellie LaRoy, bitches.
Hola, Carmelita! [Turns to his fiancée Estelle] I have no idea who that was.
Honey, you don't become a star. Either you are one or you ain't. I am.
Hot damn! Jack Conrad? You are even more ****able in person.
I ain't a **** pussy!
I had a good run, didn't I?
I hate when people put **** toppings on ice cream. Doesn't need it. It messes up a good thing. You know what I mean? I **** hate that. God, I've never done nothing except disappoint people my whole life. Teachers told me I was no good. Boys told me I was no good. Every **** casting director in the city told me I was too short or I was too fat. Usually I was too fat. You know, my mama actually had some fat years too. You wouldn't know it now, looking at her, but she did. They **** up with me, Manny. They really **** up with me. 'Cause I make 'em squirm. And I like making 'em squirm. Let 'em know that I got here on my terms, not theirs. And when I'm done, I'm gonna dance my ass off into the night. And they'll know - everyone will **** know that they could never control one goddamn **** thing. Do you like ice cream?
I think you've got the cameras pointing in the wrong direction.