Nellie LaRoy

I hate when people put **** toppings on ice cream. Doesn't need it. It messes up a good thing. You know what I mean? I **** hate that. God, I've never done nothing except disappoint people my whole life. Teachers told me I was no good. Boys told me I was no good. Every **** casting director in the city told me I was too short or I was too fat. Usually I was too fat. You know, my mama actually had some fat years too. You wouldn't know it now, looking at her, but she did. They **** up with me, Manny. They really **** up with me. 'Cause I make 'em squirm. And I like making 'em squirm. Let 'em know that I got here on my terms, not theirs. And when I'm done, I'm gonna dance my ass off into the night. And they'll know - everyone will **** know that they could never control one goddamn **** thing. Do you like ice cream?