I'm already a star.
Ah, you are?
Yeah.
What have you been in?
Nothing yet.
Nellie LaRoy
Margot Robbie · 32 quotes
Jack Conrad
Brad Pitt · 29 quotes
Manny Torres
Diego Calva · 16 quotes
Elinor St. John
Jean Smart · 15 quotes
Ruth Adler
Olivia Hamilton · 9 quotes
James McKay
8 quotes
Jimmy
Cutty Cuthbert · 4 quotes
Lady Fay Zhu
Li Jun Li · 4 quotes
Robert Roy
Eric Roberts · 4 quotes
Bob Levine
Flea · 3 quotes
Driver (Wallach's Party)
Circus-Szalewski · 3 quotes
Sidney Palmer
Jovan Adepo · 3 quotes
Max
P.J. Byrne · 2 quotes
Otto
2 quotes
Betty Boop
1 quote
Extra
1 quote
Orville Pickwick
Troy Metcalf · 1 quote
Police Officer
Marcos A. Ferraez · 1 quote
Writer (Jack's Tent)
Danny Jolles · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Nellie LaRoy & Manny Torres (4), Elinor St. John & Jack Conrad (4), Nellie LaRoy & Ruth Adler (3)
Babylon quotes
Page 3 of 8You're about to not have a job, ****o!
Dale
Listen, I know you wish you were Billie Dove...
Oh, I think you wish you were eating my ass!
Reggie
I practice nine hours a day, you ****.
Yeah, yeah, but I mean on saxophone, not cocksucking.
What?
What's he telling you? What was he saying to you?
The snake story.
The snake story. Dad, I have an idea. Why don't you fight a snake, a real one, right now. Come on.
No problemo. Let's go fight a snake.
Okay! [smashes glass on ground and announces to party] **** listen up, all you big dick mister men! Who wants to see my dad fight a **** snake? [party is silent]
[breaks silence with raised hands]
**** yeah! [the entire party then simultaneously outbursts in approval with raised hands]
Party guests
Yeah! [Chanting] A snake's getting fought!
Cut! Okay, forgive the ask. This is nuts, but could you by any chance try the same thing with less tears?
One tear or two...
How do you do it? Just tear up over and over like it's nothing?
I just think of home.
Just, uh, shoot the men.
Max (Ruth's Assistant Director): No tits?
No tits.
Max (Ruth's Assistant Director): All right, no tits, everybody! We're shooting the men.
Man number three, I can see your erection.
Max (Ruth's Assistant Director): All right, tuck it. Just tuck it up.
Tim, you're fired.
Max (Ruth's Assistant Director): You heard her, get the **** off this set!
Who the **** is this? I asked for the girl with the tits.
The Count
This is who they found.
What happened to the tits part?
The Count
She OD'd.
You need to play better. You embarrassing us.
Reggie
Joe, you hear what he just said to me? Listen to this psychopath. When you gonna do something?
Why you worried about Joe? ****, when are you gonna do something? Have you ever heard of Alexander Scriabin?
Reggie
Why the **** do I care about Alexander Scriabin?
Alexander Scriabin was a Russian pianist. Broke his hands just so his fingers could stretch across the keys better. I'm saying if I **** headbutt you across them funky-ass lips of yours, you might start playing a little better. We can hope.
Man 1
[Nellie is in the bathroom studying a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer business card when she overhears two men speaking behind the door]
Spoke to my friend at Kinoscope. He said the movie's a disaster.
Man 2
LaRoy's?
Man 1
Yeah. They went double the budget 'cause she could never hit her **** mark and her voice sounds like a dying pig. No, seriously, apparently the footage is so awful, Wallach's already thinking of dumping her.
Man 2
I'm not surprised. She never had any talent anyway. Oh my God, zero. Filthy, slutty piece of **** trash with a nasty voice. You meet her dad?
Man 1
Oh my God. He's even more embarrassing than she is. **** idiot. Goodbye! Don't come back! It's the end, I'm telling you. It's the end for all of 'em. All the frogs. [Nellie becomes visibly upset and repeatedly bangs her head against the door frame]
Ah, you came through. That's the main thing.
And then he says: "Frankly Scarlett, you're a ****." Type it.
And this boy, who breathed his first decades after you breathed your last, will look at your image and think he's found a friend.