[after Stark Tower is rendered operational, Tony and Pepper are having a private celebration, when Tony's smartphone rings]
J.A.R.V.I.S.: Sir, the telephone. I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.
Tony: Uh–
Coulson: [Over the phone] Mr. Stark, we need to talk.
Tony: [Picks up the phone] You have reached the Life-Model Decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.
Coulson: [Over the phone] This is urgent.
Tony: Then leave it urgently. [The elevator nearby opens, and Coulson is in it] Security breach. [To Pepper] That's on you.
Coulson: Mr. Stark?
Pepper: Phil! Come in.
Tony: "Phil"?
Coulson: I can't stay.
Tony: Uh, his first name is "Agent".
Pepper: Come in, we're celebrating.
Tony: Which is why he can't stay.
Coulson: We need you to look this over, as soon as possible. [hands a laptop to Tony]
Tony: I don't like being handed things–
Pepper: That's fine, 'cause I love to be handed things, so let's trade. [takes the laptop from Coulson's hand while giving him her champagne glass; she then gives the laptop to Tony while taking his glass] Thank you.
Tony: Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5, every other Thursday...
Coulson: This isn't a consultation.
Pepper: Is this about the Avengers? [Coulson looks at her]...Which I know nothing about?
Tony: The Avengers Initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper: I didn't know that either.
Tony: Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
Pepper: That, I did know.
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
J.A.R.V.I.S.: Sir, the telephone. I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.
Tony: Uh–
Coulson: [Over the phone] Mr. Stark, we need to talk.
Tony: [Picks up the phone] You have reached the Life-Model Decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.
Coulson: [Over the phone] This is urgent.
Tony: Then leave it urgently. [The elevator nearby opens, and Coulson is in it] Security breach. [To Pepper] That's on you.
Coulson: Mr. Stark?
Pepper: Phil! Come in.
Tony: "Phil"?
Coulson: I can't stay.
Tony: Uh, his first name is "Agent".
Pepper: Come in, we're celebrating.
Tony: Which is why he can't stay.
Coulson: We need you to look this over, as soon as possible. [hands a laptop to Tony]
Tony: I don't like being handed things–
Pepper: That's fine, 'cause I love to be handed things, so let's trade. [takes the laptop from Coulson's hand while giving him her champagne glass; she then gives the laptop to Tony while taking his glass] Thank you.
Tony: Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5, every other Thursday...
Coulson: This isn't a consultation.
Pepper: Is this about the Avengers? [Coulson looks at her]...Which I know nothing about?
Tony: The Avengers Initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify.
Pepper: I didn't know that either.
Tony: Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.
Pepper: That, I did know.
 [after Stark Tower is rendered operational, Tony and Pepper are having a private celebration, when Tony's smartphone rings]  
 J.A.R.V.I.S. : Sir, the telephone. I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden. 
 Tony : Uh– 
 Coulson :  [Over the phone]  Mr. Stark, we need to talk. 
 Tony :  [Picks up the phone]  You have reached the Life-Model Decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message. 
 Coulson :  [Over the phone]  This is urgent. 
 Tony : Then leave it urgently.  [The elevator nearby opens, and Coulson is in it]  Security breach.  [To Pepper]  That's on you. 
 Coulson : Mr. Stark? 
 Pepper : Phil! Come in. 
 Tony : "Phil"? 
 Coulson : I can't stay. 
 Tony : Uh, his first name is "Agent". 
 Pepper : Come in, we're celebrating. 
 Tony : Which is why he can't stay. 
 Coulson : We need you to look this over, as soon as possible.  [hands a laptop to Tony]  
 Tony : I don't like being handed things– 
 Pepper : That's fine, 'cause I love to be handed things, so let's trade.  [takes the laptop from Coulson's hand while giving him her champagne glass; she then gives the laptop to Tony while taking his glass]  Thank you. 
 Tony : Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5, every other Thursday... 
 Coulson : This isn't a consultation. 
 Pepper : Is this about the Avengers?  [Coulson looks at her] ...Which I know nothing about? 
 Tony : The Avengers Initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify. 
 Pepper : I didn't know that either. 
 Tony : Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others. 
 Pepper :  That,  I did know. 
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