Okay, here we go. Time travel test number one. Scott, fire up the uhhhh…the van thing. [Scott opens the portal]
Breakers are set, emergency generators are on standby.
Good. 'Cause if we blow the grid, I don't wanna lose tiny here in the 1950's.
Excuse me?
He's kidding. You can't say things like that.
It was a bad joke.
You were kidding, right?
I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here. Either it's all a joke, or none of it is. [loudly and gives Scott a thumbs up] We're good! Get your helmet on, Scott. I'm gonna send you back a week, let you walk around for an hour, then bring you back in 10 seconds. Makes sense?
Perfectly not confusing.
Good luck, Scott. You got this.
You're right. I do, Captain America!
On the count of 3. 3…2…1!
Uh, guys? T-This doesn't feel right.
What is this?
What's going on?
Who is that?
Hold on.
Is that Scott?
Yes, it's Scott!
OWW! My back…!
What is this?
Can I get a little space here.
Yeah, yeah. Can you bring him back?
I'm working on it! [taps the side of the button pad, trying to pull back Scott]
It's a baby.
It's Scott!
As a baby!
He'll grow!
Bring Scott back!
When I say kill the power, kill the power.
Oh, my God.
And…kill it!
Somebody peed my pants…
Oh, thank God.
But I don't know if it was baby-me or old-me. Or…just me-me.
Time travel! [Steve just shakes his head and walks away] What? I see this as an absolute win.


