Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me quotes

52 total quotes

Austin Powers
Deleted Scenes
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard

View Quote Oh, is that all the thanks I get for the night of hot sex? I'm dead sexy, you were crap!

View Quote [To Mini-Me] Come here! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in my belly!

View Quote [to Scott] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

View Quote Crikey! I've lost my mojo!

View Quote Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby?
Felicity: You can start by buying me a drink.
[Austin exhales sharply and heavily]

View Quote Hey! In Like Flint! That's my favorite movie.

View Quote Jerry Springer: You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really tryin' to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself and each other.

View Quote Mini-Me, you complete me.

View Quote General Hawk: Sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon?
The President: Would you miss it?

View Quote Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Austin: Mm, I can guess, baby.
Ivana: We play chess.
Austin: I guessed wrong.

View Quote Fat Bastard: [Felicity kicks him in the crotch] Ohhh, right in the mummy-daddy button!"
Felicity: That's for calling me crap, ya fatty!
(Fat Bastard screams as he falls to the ground very hard)

View Quote We don't gnaw on our kitty. Leave Mi--no. Leave Mini Mr. Bigglesworth alone.

View Quote Scott: Mom?
Frau: Scott, you are my love child with Dr. Evil.
Scott: I thought I was a test-tube baby.
Frau: Lies. ALL LIES!!!!
(Jerry Springer and the audience are shocked at said shout)

View Quote Frau: You know I will never love another man.
Dr. Evil: ...Well, yes. That's true.

View Quote I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star".