“Fire the laser!” – Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 1999

Dr. Evil

Fire the laser!

The President

[shows a clip of the UFO from "Independence Day" blowing up the White House] [ducks under the desk]

Damage report! Damage report!

General

[the staff realizes everything's okay]

It's okay. Everything's okay.

Dr. Evil

Actually, that was just a clip from the movie "Independence Day", but the real laser would be a lot like that. Yeah.

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