Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

81 total quotes

Austin Powers
Doctor Evil
Multiple Characters

View Quote There's nothing quite as pathetic as an aging hipster.

View Quote Frau Farbissina: Send in the femBOTS!

View Quote [about Alotta ****ina] She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

View Quote Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

View Quote Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins.

View Quote Alotta ****ina: Care for some sake?
Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby!

View Quote Vanessa Kensington: [Referring to events Austin missed over the past thirty years] Thirty years of political and social upheaval. The fall of the Berlin Wall, a female Prime Minister of England, the abolishment of apartheid, a fascinating tapestry of human strum and drang.
Austin Powers: Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. Women loved him, man. I didn't see that one coming.

View Quote Number Two: My name is Number Two and this is Alotta ****ina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta ****ina: Alotta ****ina
Austin Powers: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um... never mind!

View Quote Countdown Man: [Monotone despite the destruction of Dr. Evil's base around him] _______ Seconds and counting...

View Quote Austin Powers: What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?
Number Two: That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room.

View Quote One more peep out of you and you're grounded, Mister, and I am not joking. Let's begin.

View Quote Finally, we come to my number-two man. His name? Number Two.

View Quote I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit. They were insolent.

View Quote Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?