Austin
[Austin had just punched Basil's mother]
That's not your mother, it's a man, baby! [pulling at her hair] Get off! Get off! Come on! Why won't this wig come off?!
Basil
Austin!
Austin
Yeah, hold on. Hold on one second.
Basil
No, no! Unhand my mother! [Austin realizes this and let's her go] You have a lot of explaining to do!
Austin
I'm sorry, Basil. I thought she was a man.
Basil
Dammit, man! You're talking about my Mother!
Austin
Well, you have to admit, she is rather man-ish.
Basil
[shocked]
Austin!
Austin
Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick!
