A scene from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997
Clerk

[The clerk is returning Austin's personal effects after the reanimation process]

One blue, crushed velvet suit.

Austin

Hey, all right!

Clerk

One frilly lace cravat.

Austin

There it is!

Clerk

One silver medallion with male symbol. [Austin shoots an alluring look at Vanessa] One pair of Italian boots.

Austin

Buongiorno, boys.

Clerk

One vinyl record album, Burt Bacharach Plays His Hits.

Austin

Right, yeah.

Clerk

One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.

Austin

That's not mine.

Clerk

One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers.

Austin

I'm telling ya, baby, that's not mine!

Clerk

One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.

Austin

I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

Clerk

One book: "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)", by Austin Powers.

Austin

Ah.

Clerk

Just sign the form.

Austin

Okay, thank you, handy man. I'll sign here, just to get things moving. [laughs] You know. [leaves with Vanessa, but goes back and retrieves his enlarger pump]

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