A scene from Austin Powers in Goldmember 2002
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Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

Austin

... What?

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A smoke and a pancake. You know, a flapjack and a cigarette? No?

Austin

[shakes head]

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Cigar and a waffle? No?

Austin

[shakes head]

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Pipe and a crepe? No?

Austin

[shakes head]

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Bong and a blintz?

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Well, then there ish no pleashing you.

Austin

That's not right.

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