Melvin Udall As long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat-crap when or where you shove your show. Are we done being neighbors for now? Melvin Udall I guess what I'm trying to say is... you make me want to be a better man. Melvin Udall How can you diagnose someone as having Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act as if I had some kind of choice about barging in here?