“How can you diagnose someone as having Obsessive Compulsive Disorder...” – Melvin Udall, As Good as It Gets ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from As Good as It Gets 1997

Melvin Udall Jack Nicholson

How can you diagnose someone as having Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act as if I had some kind of choice about barging in here?

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