A scene from As Good as It Gets 1997
Head waiter

Good evening.

Melvin Udall

Hi. You have hard shells, right?

Carol Connelly

Stop asking everyone.

Melvin Udall

Just him, that's all. Okay, you can answer. We worked it out.

Head waiter

[The head waiter laughs.]

Yes, we do.

Head waiter

Oh, and, uh, I can give you a tie and jacket.

Melvin Udall

What?

Head waiter

Oh, they require a tie and jacket, but we have some available.

Head waiter

[He reaches into the coat and check room and withdraws them.]

Sir?

Melvin Udall

No, I'm not putting that on. And in case you were gonna ask, I'm also not going to let you inject me with the plague either.

Carol Connelly

It's such a nice place. [to the head waiter] You probably have these dry cleaned all the time, don't you?

Head Waiter

Actually, I don't think so.

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