Carol Connelly
[Carol Connelly carries Spencer "Spence" Connelly through a class of uniformed kids from a Catholic elementary school. Carol Connelly spots Melvin Udall who is about to enter a cab.]
Melvin, wait!
School kids
[Melvin turns to face Carol and the school kids, who pick up the chant in unison.]
Melvin, wait! Melvin, wait! Melvin, wait! Melvin, wait! Melvin, wait! Melvin, wait!
Carol Connelly
[The school kids immediately obey as Carol approaches Melvin.]
Give us a lift, would you, Melvin?
Melvin Udall
[Melvin is thrown and pauses a beat.]
A lift? Okay? [to Spencer "Spence" Connelly] Cover your mouth while you cough, kid.
Spencer "Spence" Connelly
I won't.

