[Melvin Udall enters the office of his psychiatrist Dr. Green.]
Hi. [closes door behind him] HELP!
If you want to see me, you will not do this. You will make an appointment.
Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive-compulsive disorder and then act as though I had some choice about barging in?
There's not going to be a debate. You must leave.
You said you could help me! What was that? A tease?
I can help you if you take responsibility to keep regular appointment--
Two years ago. I also regrew my beard, but you're not interested in changes in me. So, it's like I always--
Sh. I don't have this mountain of available time. I have to get to my restaurant on time. Now, do you know how hard it was for me to come here?
Yes.
Thank you.
[He starts for the office.]
No, we're not doing this now.
I changed just one pattern, as you always said I should.
No. Nope.

