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[Arthur rows the boat to get all the way across the Atlantic Ocean to Trelew in time, while Grandsanta, his pet reindeer, Bryony, and the wrapped bike are onboard]
Arthur: [grunting and singing] Jingle bells / This boat smells / 3,000 miles to go
Grandsanta: Oh, dear. I've seen this before. Sleigh fever, they call it. Pressure of Christmas sends a man doolally tap. Santa Claus XVI got it, 1802. Every child that year got a sausage nailed to a piece of bark.
Bryony: Arthur, do you really think you can row the Atlantic Ocean in the next... 37 minutes?
Arthur: [grunts with all his might to keep on rowing] It's not... too late... yet. I just... have to keep... going.
Grandsanta: We need a blunt instrument. Knock him out and regroup.
GPS: Make a legal U-turn, then slight right in 4,228 miles.
Bryony: You do know we're going round in circles?
Grandsanta: You know, we're not the only ones. Maybe I will see Evie again.
Arthur: [stops rowing] What do you mean?
Grandsanta: Reindeer are brave, powerful beasts, but they're also dappled cretins with twigs on their heads. They'll just keep going in a straight-line right round the world. They'll be way up in the sky, flying at unimaginable speed, but they'll pass right over our heads.
Arthur: Great! We can get the sleigh back!
[Grandsanta and Bryony react with surprised and confused expressions, and they look at each other]
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