“What are you? Are you me?” – Ash, Army of Darkness ... Movie Quotes Database

Ash

[from Director's Cut]

What are you? Are you me?

Evil Ash

What are do? Are you me? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!

Ash

Why ya doin' this, huh?

Evil Ash

Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!

Evil Ash

[begins to sucker-punch Ash]

Little goody TWO-SHOES! Little goody TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!

Evil Ash

[honk honk honk]

LITTLE GOODY TWO-SHOES! HEHEHE

Ash

[**** shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]

Ash

[fires shotgun]

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun

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