[behind Ash crouching in front of fire place]

Hey, let's scare this guy good, come on. [mini Ashes pick up a fireplace trident with the front mini Ash screaming;] Ramming speedǃ [They run the trident into Ash's rear end who screams and jumps up banging head on beam] Ready, aim, fireǃ [discharges shotgun missing Ash]

[attacked by miniature versions of himself]

Oh, you little bastards! All right! I'll crush each and every one of ya! I'll crush you to PIECES, I'm telling ya! I'll squash you so hard, you'll have to look up to look down--

Hey, dumbass! [drops a bucket down onto his head] Surf's upǃ [running with broom] Let's get him nowǃ [causes Ash to lose his balance]

[pushes log which launches mini Ash into fireplace]

Oops.