Dr. Ross Jennings quotes from Arachnophobia (1990)

Dr. Ross Jennings

Respect is fine, but actually I've always wanted to be feared.

Dr. Ross Jennings

Come on, let's go find that spider. And let's find your mom to take care of that spider. Honey, we're in the living room. We need you to kill a spider.

Dr. Ross Jennings

Milt, why don't you cover the living room. [sighs] Chris, why don't you check out back. And uh Lloyd, take the kitchen. And I'll just uh, I'll oversee the uh, I'll just coordinate the uh, I'll just stay right here.

Dr. Ross Jennings

The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out.

Dr. Ross Jennings

Not the Chateau!

Dr. Ross Jennings

God damn it, where are you?!

In my opinion...

In my opinion, Dr. Metcalf isn't aware of the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground

Molly Jennings

I'm sure you knew exactly what you were doing when you took Margaret off those pills.

Like I knew what I was doing when I chose this town... with the country doctor from hell!

What do you want to bet they're going to go chase fireflies?

Want to blow up a bullfrog?

Okay.

Molly Jennings

What's wrong?

Metcalf - he's having a seizure.

Molly Jennings

Thank God you didn't examine him this morning.

What could have killed it?

Ross

The shock of seeing Lloyd?

Delbert McClintock

Spiders would find your barn a tad breezy this time of year. In that respect, spiders are a bit like you and me. No, I frankly doubt there are any spiders in your barn.

Well, I frankly know there is, Delbert. I saw a web! There is a web in my barn!

Delbert McClintock

...a web would indicate an arachnoid presence.

Chris, I'm scared to death.

Yeah, we all are, but our brains secrete a neurotransmitter that enables us to deal with them.

I don't think I have that particular neurotransmitter.