Bud : You're not gonna bring anybody to my apartment. Sheldrake : I'm not just bringing anybody. I'm bringing Miss Kubelik. Bud : Especially not Miss Kubelik. Sheldrake : How's that again? Bud : No key. Sheldrake : Baxter, I picked you for my team because I thought you were a very bright young man. You realize what you're doing? Not to me, but to yourself. Normally, it takes years to work your way up to the 27th floor, but it only takes 30 seconds to be out on the street again. You dig? Bud : I dig. Sheldrake : So what's it going to be? [Bud reaches into his pocket for a key and drops it on the desk] Now you're being bright. Bud : Thank you, sir. Sheldrake : Say, Baxter, you gave me the wrong key. Bud : No, I didn't. Sheldrake : But this is the key to the executive washroom. Bud : That's right, Mr. Sheldrake. I won't be needing it, because I'm all washed up around here. Sheldrake : What's gotten into you, Baxter? Bud : Just following doctor's orders. I've decided to become a mensch. You know what that means? A human being. Sheldrake : Now hold on, Baxter. Bud : Save it. The old payola won't work anymore. Goodbye, Mr. Sheldrake.

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