A scene from The Apartment 1960
Fran

Would you mind opening the window?

Bud

Now don't go getting any ideas, Miss Kubelik.

Fran

I just want some fresh air.

Bud

It's only one story down. The best you can do is break a leg.

Fran

So they'll shoot me - like a horse.

Bud

Please, Miss Kubelik, you got to promise me you won't do anything foolish.

Fran

Who'd care?

Bud

I would.

Fran

Why can't I ever fall in love with somebody nice like you?

Bud

Yeah, well, that's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise.

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