Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes, page 5

124 total quotes

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Ed Harken

Multiple Characters
Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth

View Quote [while warming up before the news] Thirty seconds? We're on in 30 seconds? We're on air now? I don't believe you.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] Unique New York. Unique New York.

View Quote [yelling at Veronica] What? You read my news? [...] I thought it was a joke. I thought is was funny. I even wrote it down in my diary that night. "Veronica had a very funny joke today." [...] We are through! Through! Because of your actions, you-you scorpion woman!

View Quote Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

View Quote By the beard of Zeus!

View Quote By the Fishing Skills of Paul Ferguson!

View Quote Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!

View Quote Excusez-moi, Numero two!

View Quote From the outtakes: Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick Tamland: Um, no, no... too many people died last year, so we're not gonna do it.

View Quote Great Odin's raven!

View Quote Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the...toilet...store?

View Quote I am a man! I am an ANCHORman! [...] I'm a man who invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

View Quote I am hung...over.

View Quote I ate a big red candle.

View Quote I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.