Paul Vitti quotes from Analyze That (2002)

Paul Vitti

Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there.

Dr. Ben Sobel

Lou the Wrench? Why the Wrench?

Paul Vitti

He twisted some guy's head off.

Dr. Ben Sobel

OFF?

Dr. Ben Sobel

Paul, you know what you said about not flipping out?

Paul Vitti

Yeah.

Dr. Ben Sobel

Sorry.
[freaks out]

Dr. Ben Sobel

I thought you might appreciate a nice home-cooked meal after being in prison for so long.

Paul Vitti

Yeah, that's what I've been jerkin' off for the last 850 nights in a row, a ****in' home-cooked meal. "Oh, tuna casserole!"

Dr. Ben Sobel

I know what you're doing, Paul. You're just upset that I have custody of you, so you passive-aggressively arranged for me to look like a fool.

Paul Vitti

Oh, come on. You were great! You were great!

Dr. Ben Sobel

Second take, I thought, was a little better than the first. Jelly wasn't giving me much, honestly. So I j... Screw you, Paul.

Dr. Ben Sobel

I was at a funeral.

Paul Vitti

What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in jail? You're my Doctor!

Dr. Ben Sobel

My father died.

Paul Vitti

So. With you, it is always me, me, me, me, me, me. He's dead. So get over it.

Dr. Ben Sobel

I have a 17-year-old son.

Paul Vitti

I'll ask her.

Dr. Ben Sobel

The girl has got to go.

Paul Vitti

You know, Doc, I think you might be jealous.

Dr. Ben Sobel

Oh, and what exactly might I be jealous of?

Paul Vitti

I don't know, I didn't hear nothin' comin' out of your room.

Dr. Ben Sobel

We just don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex!

Paul Vitti

If you're quiet enough, you can do it without waking your wife.

Yeah, what?

Paul Vitti

"Yeah, what?" Is that how you answer the door? "Yeah, what?"

You got a problem with that?

Paul Vitti

Yeah, what?

Don't bother getting up on our account.