Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie? You look lost.
Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole? You're hairy and you smell like shit!
Brandon Vandecamp: I'll, uh... I'll ignore that kind of talk. Once. We don't speak that way here. Rookies are to wear their beanies at all times. Those are the rules.
Matt Stiffler: And who made you the Mayor of Geektown?
Brandon Vandecamp: I'm Brandon Vandecamp. Senior Drum Major of Beechwood Academy, and the President of the Tall Oaks Council.
Matt Stifler: Oh? And who are they, Mr. President? The First Lady and Vice Pussy?
[Brandon places Matt's beanie on the end of his drum staff, and puts the beanie on Matt's head.]
Brandon Vandecamp: Suits you well.
Matt Stifler: [Sarcastic] Golly jeepers, thanks. And hey! Since I'm an official band geek and all, can you guess what my favorite piece of music is?
Brandon Vandecamp: I have no idea.
Matt Stifler: The nutcracker.
Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole? You're hairy and you smell like shit!
Brandon Vandecamp: I'll, uh... I'll ignore that kind of talk. Once. We don't speak that way here. Rookies are to wear their beanies at all times. Those are the rules.
Matt Stiffler: And who made you the Mayor of Geektown?
Brandon Vandecamp: I'm Brandon Vandecamp. Senior Drum Major of Beechwood Academy, and the President of the Tall Oaks Council.
Matt Stifler: Oh? And who are they, Mr. President? The First Lady and Vice Pussy?
[Brandon places Matt's beanie on the end of his drum staff, and puts the beanie on Matt's head.]
Brandon Vandecamp: Suits you well.
Matt Stifler: [Sarcastic] Golly jeepers, thanks. And hey! Since I'm an official band geek and all, can you guess what my favorite piece of music is?
Brandon Vandecamp: I have no idea.
Matt Stifler: The nutcracker.
Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie? You look lost.
Matt Stifler : Are you an asshole? You're hairy and you smell like shit!
Brandon Vandecamp : I'll, uh... I'll ignore that kind of talk. Once. We don't speak that way here. Rookies are to wear their beanies at all times. Those are the rules.
Matt Stiffler : And who made you the Mayor of Geektown?
Brandon Vandecamp : I'm Brandon Vandecamp. Senior Drum Major of Beechwood Academy, and the President of the Tall Oaks Council.
Matt Stifler : Oh? And who are they, Mr. President? The First Lady and Vice Pussy?
[ Brandon places Matt's beanie on the end of his drum staff, and puts the beanie on Matt's head. ]
Brandon Vandecamp : Suits you well.
Matt Stifler : [ Sarcastic ] Golly jeepers, thanks. And hey! Since I'm an official band geek and all, can you guess what my favorite piece of music is?
Brandon Vandecamp : I have no idea.
Matt Stifler : The nutcracker .
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